I work at home in my parentsâ?? ba!@&(t
I donâ??t troll, I make statements
Iâ??m not a cliche sittinâ?? in my PJâ??s

Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
Iâ??m like Drake, see? So donâ??t hate me!
I get vexed if you donâ??t appreciate me

Real talk, Iâ??ll put the world to rights
And when Iâ??m a big boy Iâ??m gonna write for Vice
Itâ??s not for me?

It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But Iâ??m a Broadband Champion

A URL Badman
And if youâ??re tryna call it art
Iâ??ll have to take it all apart

I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
Iâ??m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy

I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
Iâ??m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and youâ??re dead to me

Cause Iâ??m a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
Back to calls with no prescription

Short-shorts with conviction
Supreme palace, APC
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, thatâ??s so me

Iâ??m a London white boy rapping ATL
Keyboard Warrior that canâ??t spell
I donâ??t like you, I think youâ??re worthless

I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress
Itâ??s not for me?
It must be wrong

I could ignore it and move on
But Iâ??m a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman

And if youâ??re tryna call it art
Iâ??ll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan

A URL Badman
Iâ??m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan

A URL Badman
Iâ??m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and youâ??re dead to me
Cause Iâ??m a Broadband Champion

A URL Badman
I like Jordans, Jay Rich, DJ Scream
Iâ??m as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh

Iâ??m a space ghost perpetrator
But I have to violate her
Checked the Tyler the Creator

Blogospheric mimicator
A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
Mike Jones, Cornwall, I need a Kleenex

I donâ??t like girls much, they kinda silly
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy
Iâ??m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy

I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
Iâ??m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and youâ??re dead to me

Cause Iâ??m a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman