Lilly Allen Nan you're a Window Shopper Lyrics

The Bottom feels so much better than the top

So much better (fade better)

(Chorus)

Nan you're a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you're a window shopper

You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan you're a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive

Nan you're a window shopper
Mad as $#&@ only just alive


(Verse 1)
Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses coz without em you can't see

Its funny how I come round your house and im 20
And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label

You done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April
And you wont leave your house unless your wearing your thermals
Your covered all in cat hair and your stinking like Strepsils

Your heading down the Bowls Club
Have another orange squash
Bowls are rollin rollin

You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were
Your ankles are swollen swollen


(Chorus)
Nan you're a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy

Nan you're a window shopper
You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan you're a window shopper

Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan you're a window shopper
Mad as $#&@ only just alive


(Verse 2)
Walking down the post office to pick up your pension

And then your off to Bingo
Its become an obsession
So wary of the kids when their wearin their hoods up

And even if they smile at you, you think it's a stick up
You only buy the paper to cut out the coupons
Your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons

Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription
And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
You got a leak in your colostomy bag

Yeah it's got a hole in hole in hole in
At the weekend your shopping with your trolley
Its sad how your rollin rollin


(Chorus)
Nan you're a window shopper

Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you're a window shopper
You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver

Nan you're a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan you're a window shopper

Mad as $#&@ only just alive