Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy
Gave away my possessions and moved into a chevy
Van, yeah, that's the master plan

Drive into the woods and eat corn out the can
Yeah, I gave it all away, the hard rock band
The groupies the booze, the all night jams

Now all these fans, asking where did he go?
Meditating on a rock letting go of the ego
So rappin' with the squirrels is the way of the mountain

They took half my nuts and berries
And riddled who's counting?
Bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting

Now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain
Seen birds in the sky, trees inbetween
Grubs in the ground, it was so serene

The sky was blue, yeah the grass was green
And that's three square meals if you know what I mean
So now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss

My third eyes open so give me some swiss miss
Saw a thirty foot fairy walking down your street
Though I was down with God I had to yell retreat


Because I gone guru, so cut the ballyhoo
Rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo

Set the animals free from the pimpin zoo
And I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue


Out in the desert on a three day stint
I had a revelation and I made a mint
So take a hint and won't you join the club

Send your wife to my hut for the body rub
Let you go guru in the Subaru
Four wheel drive to the commune

Pick up the crew
And we out to the zen monastery on the prairie
Where I milk the holy cow but quit the dairy

Snowboarding with the yeti eating vegi spaghetti
Don't have to live like no refuge, peace to tom petty!
Ready steady spiritually grow

Til' I found out my boy worked for the COINTELPRO
Gram damn now I gots to scram
And start handing out my leaflets in Bethlehem

Cause the bibles played out so I'm writing a new text
We are all one, so what's the problem with group sex?
And so many children want to join the fold

Mike Love on line two, put that sucker on hold
And shine, to thine own self be true
They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru

Yeah shine, to thine own self be true
They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru
You got to shine! to thine own self be true

They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru

Gone guru in my new nehru

So rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo
I'll deliver whover pays what's due
That's nine for me and one for you


Aw, yeah, we got it going on and it's strong up in here tonight
We got that incense, burning

We got them pea@@#! feathers, tickling
We got all that cuckoo karma connection, that you can use
So come on people, get with the program, we can get this together...

Tonight!

Too many wives for ohio they were looking to try me

So I got twelve divorces said hello Hawaii
Arrived without traveling they lost my bags
Another trial for my people, don't scratch the Jag!

You know they say hang loose, but they really don't mean it!
Deported me to Rio and you watched it on CNET
New, chumps had me singing the blues

Til' thirty thousand showed up with the right to choose
Rose petals in path milk in my bath
And now harrison ford wants my autograph

I laughed when we met cause he busted a sweat
Then I stuck out my tongue he donated a jet
Cold stole the spotlight from the Dalai Lama
Cause my crews coming tight in the orange pajamas
Got sixteen caddies and twenty-nine rolls

$#&@ the shoes I transcended the sole
With constant expansion I live in a mansion
Getting jiggy with Madonna and Marilyn Manson
Sixty minutes expose taxes you never paid
Papparazzi! code blue! down toupee!

Yes I'm starting to age I can feel it in my bones
My advisors tell me, start thinking bout clones
Found out! heaven is a place on earth!
I cut off my head it cost all I was worth
Cryogenic robot, now my head can spin

I'll be around a million years, let the party begin
Party robot, now my head can spin
I'll be around a million years let the party begin
Gone guru, new nehru
Rock tamborine and didgeri too

Must free animals from pimpin zoo
Deliver who? 2+2
Gone gone g gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
Gone gone g gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone