(Nonsense sounds)
I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut,
My life don't ever get in a rut

(Woop woop woop woop)
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose

Lord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nut

Is it wetter underwater if you're there when it rains

Is it shorter to New York, than it is by plane
Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber
Is it hotter down south than it is in the Summer


(Nonsense sounds)
I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut,

My life don't ever get in a rut
(Nonsense sounds)
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose

And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Lord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nut


I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lust
Wheelin', Dealin', left old Vegas on a Greyhound Bus
I sure didn't set the woods on fire while I was there

But remember only forest fires prevent bears

(Nonsense sounds)

(Interlude)

I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut,

My life don't ever get in a rut
(Woop woop woop woop)
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose

And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Lord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nut


The poverty war will be over, when I begin to fight
If it took a dime to go around the world, I couldn't get out of sight
I don't mind to take the girls out, if they don't mind to go Dutch

Makes me feel like a million dollars, and I bet I ain't worth half that
Much


(Nonsense sounds)
I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut,
My life don't ever get in a rut

(Woop woop woop woop)
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose

Lord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nut

Oh crazy man, I'm a nut,

Oh lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy
I'm crazy man... fade