Verse 1
And if you don't $#&@ with Jazz, then this is probably some boring %#@!..
Elevating music, you're as high as New Orleans is..

Buzzing like the Hornets kid..
Check the Charlotte Coliseum for future performances..
Manning up like the offspring of Archie Jr..

I mean.. Eli is my brother, plus I'm coming out my shell like koopa
Slicker than Richard the Ruler, plus my flow is scuba
Diving for a barracuda somewhere near the bermuda..

Isosceles.. and no, a red octagon is not stopping me
If you ain't get that, you're probably failing Geometry
Renaissance x 2008ighties the comradery..

Hip-hop honoree.. Rap Sean Connery
Them stakes is pretty high.. need that A-1 quality
Won't stop until them ^!$$%s at the top start toppling..

Coming sooner than oklahoma mascots.. honestly
I'm tryna blow up to the point Al-Queda wanna sponsor me
But yo %#@! flop like open toes on the hottest beach

I'm hotter than the devil wearing Prada in Nevada, g..
Or hotter than Gomorrah.. minus the Sodomy..
See.. cash is the greatest.. word to Muhammad we..

Just here to school yall.... see this is higher learning..
Yall on that bull, dog.. shoutout to South Suburban
I'm on some old %#@!.. I'm probably drinking bourbon..

Preferably Wild Turkey... please do not disturb me

Verse 2

I said I always had drive... even via the backseat
Lax as a lacrosse match, faster than a track meet..
Sick as a disease, labels tryna contract me..

But they better be talking that Benjamin Bernanke
Thats.. federal reserve notes chilling in my wallet..
Corny ^!$$%s in my ear amaze me.. dawg, stop it

Cause they don't get the picture, till you $#&@ing Cash Crop it
So I'm painting dollar bills, trying not to jag profits
Like Reverse Roman Catholics...

I lent you that style.. Don't be lying to the masses
That %#@! is blasphemous..
Flow is holy as if, I recorded this in Nazareth

Resurrected Lazarus and Gibson called me passionate
See you ^!$$%s don't know what Passion is
I rattle ears.. tired of playing background like ad-libs..

I have no fears, trust nothing that comes from Adam's ribs
Music's what my madame is... At your neck like lavaliers...


Verse 3 (La VanGogh)

Wonder rhymer %#@!.. me and my conglomerates

Shall remain anonymous, caught up in a line of %#@!
Kurt Vonnegut
Paying homage while bombing with some old Common %#@!

And a Nostradamus Kit
Its Mr. Make a song with No Hook..
Like all I throw is uppercuts and jabs in my Notebook

A reference to punchlines gets passed with a no look
Thief's Theme, I know crooks
A lot of cats try to crossover but they so shook

Stanley Steemer my flows the cleanest
I got a lotta class my flows the deanest..
You ain't seen this?

$#&@ the government. Because they cons like Chaka
Call me Big Poppa, blow ya block up
Extended lock up

The Gold Chain Rocker, Mr. Knickerbocker
The Quick-aim, spit flame, kick game proper
Its dopeness, pure sickness

A verse of sixteen from me? induces a positive piss test
Its like.. Married women, can't miss this
With a mistress, sentence begins indented

Most rappers suck at this..
But I'm so def
I suggest you complete your bucket list

Before you $#&@ with this
Now $#&@ with it