I want my Liandry...

Heh, now look at that Vladimir; that's the way you do it!

You get a Rylai and a Liandry...
That ain't feeding... that's the way you do it!
Get tanky for nothing, get your kills for free!

That ain't feeding; that's the way you do it!
Let me tell you, if things get dire,
Maybe get some MR with Abyssal Scepter;

Maybe get some Armor with Sunfire...

CHORUS

We need to spend on Cooldown Reduction, Rod of Ages and A-A-AA's!
We need our mana regeneration; we need our Athene's Unholy Grail...


That freaking champion that keeps zoning you in mid lane;
Yeah, buddy, he's still ahead...
That freaking champion makes your jungler camp mid;

That freaking champion, he is always fed...

REPEAT CHORUS


I should have learned to play Vladimir...
I should have learned to like his puns...

Look at that damage... he's got it burstin' in that sudden team fight...
He's just having fun...
Now, who's out there, what's that? Someone is ganking?

Vladimir just pools out really easily!
[Laughs] No, that ain't feeding... that's the way you do it!
Tanky for nothing; get your kills for free...


REPEAT CHORUS


Listen here, now, that ain't feeding;
That's the way you do it:
You get a Rylai and a Liandry...

That ain't feeding... that's the way you do it!
Get tanky for nothing; get your kills for free...


Tanky for nothing... and your kills for free! [x2]
Look at that, look at that!


Tanky for nothing... easy, easy, kills for free!
Easy, easy, tanky for nothing... easy, easy, kills for free!
Easy, easy, tanky for nothing... easy, easy, kills for free!

Easy, easy, tanky for nothing... get your kills for free!
[I want my... I want my... I want my Liandry... x2 [x2]
That ain't feeding!