People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon
Cause I get stoned in the morning I get drunk in the afternoon
Something like my ole blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade

And I ain't got no money but I've damn sure got it made

And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing

If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm living
You just leave this long haired country boy alone


Preacher man talkin' on TV puttin' down the rock and roll
He says he wants a donation cause he's worried about my soul

He said Jesus walked on the water and I know that it's true
Sometimes I think that preacher man just might do a little walkin' too


And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing...

Poor girl wants to marry the rich girl wants to flirt

Rich man goes to college and the poor man goes to work
Drunkard wants another drink of wine and the politician wants a vote
But I don't want much of nothing at all but I will have another toke


And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing...