Call the nurse
Call the nurse
I'm in pain, I'm in pain

Everything hurts
Vital signs
In horizontal lines

I'm lyin here
Lying here
Outta my mind

Nurse Betty
Well she tore my heart apart, yeah
Turned my life into an episode of ER, and

Everybody likes drama
But it's too much for me


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I want her back, want her back
That nurse in cardiac

Doctor says I'm high on fever
Now ain't the time for chasing beaver
I want her back, want her back

That nurse in cardiac
Every night and day it hurts
I think it's time

Time to call the nurse
Call the nurse
Call the nurse


Cos I need drugs
I need drugs

Something that works
It ain't good
Cos I get wood

Lying here, thinking of her
More than I should
Nurse Betty

Well she tore my heart apart, yeah
Turned my life into an episode of ER
Everybody likes drama

But it's too much for me

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Nurse Betty
Well she tore my heart apart, yeah

Turned my life into an episode of ER, and
I'm not getting any better
Visions of her in a tight red sweater


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