Little girls in pretty boxes, high tech sweat and younger skin
We were all delicious and smelled of Arpege
I buzzed my killer in

Bring me the head of Jerry Garcia
Super sex on water skis
Iced decaf and mocchaccino

And a hooker by the grinder please

Magazine, know what I mean

You go on and on and on about stuff I've never seen
Magazine, stuck to my hand
The boys don't ever get it

But the girls all understand

Angel, waffle, women are weird

Tighten up your tail
Throw her on the linoleum and
Harpoon her like a whale

Dad's on drugs, British sex
A rollicking good time
Trust fund kids, when men are pigs

Just cook that little swine

Magazine, know what I mean

You go on and on and on about stuff I've never seen
Magazine, stuck to my hand
The boys don't ever get it

But the girls all understand

Missionary position, politician

Young girls in the world's oldest profession
Beauty, health, fashion, food
And the books and sex and art and news


The boys don't ever get it
But the girls all understand


Magazine, know what I mean
You go on and on and on about stuff I've never seen

Magazine, stuck to my hand
The boys don't ever get it
But the girls all understand


Magazine,
Rip it up and just throw it away

Rip it up and just throw it away
Rip it up and just throw it away


Magazine, still stuck to my hand
The boys don't ever get it
But the girls all understand