I was slippin and slidin', 1
With a-Long Tall Sally. 2
Peepin' and a-hidin', 1

Ducked back in the alley. 2
Don't wanna rip it up,
Don't wanna dance with Annie.

I've got a brand new lover,
Name is, Short Fat Fannie.


One day while I was visit'n,
At HeartBreak Hotel. 3
Thats where I met Fannie,

And she sure looked swell.
I told her that I loved her,
And I'd never leave 'er.

She put her arms around me,
Gave me fever.


She's my Tutti Frutti, 4
I love the child so.
She watch me like a Hound Dog,

Everywhere I go.
Whenever I'm around her,
I'm on my p's and q's.

She might step,
On my Blue Suede Shoes. 5


Well, at a honky tonk party,
Just the other night,
Fannie got jealous,

And she started a fight.
At the club I was dancin',
With Mary Lou.

I had to call Jim Dandy,
To the Rescue. 6


Short Fat Fannie,
She's my hearts desire.
Short Fat Fannie,

Sets my soul on fire.
On Monday we were married,
On Blueberry Hill. 7

Now we're so happy,
And I love her still.


[Instrumental to end.]