Word on the street says
Your second record's dead and
You're not doing very well


Can't say that I'm depressed
Still I could never guess

Just how good that makes me feel

I'm sinking to your level

I'm sinking low down
I'm sinking
I know I'm going to hell

But I'm...Yes, I'm...

I'm so happy you failed

I'm so happy you lost your mind
I'm so happy you failed
Your misery makes me smile


I know that I am setting myself up
For the same song to get sung right back to me


But I can't help it
You are such a selfish mother

Like no other that I've seen

I'm sinking to your level

I'm sinking low down
I'm sinking
I know I'm going to hell

'Cause I'm...Yes, I'm...

I'm so happy you failed

I'm so happy you lost your mind
I'm so happy you failed
Your misery makes me smile


Look, I know it's wrong
I feel bad I do

But it's not like I'm the only one

We're so happy you failed

Yeah, everybody's happy
Everyone's happy you failed
Do you know what I mean?

Do you hear them?
We're all so happy you failed
The whole world's happy

The whole world's happy you failed
Your misery makes me smile
The Brazilians are happy

The whole world's happy you failed
The Japanese are happy
Everyone's happy you failed

North America is very happy
The whole world's happy you failed
Of course the German's are happy

Everyone's happy you failed
The men from outer space are happy
The whole world's happy you failed

And I am definitely happy
Everyone's happy you failed