(to the tune of Video Games)
Hi is this the deli?
I am really hungry but I don't want to leave

Can I order beer? Oh you don't serve that here?
Diet !@&@e will do okay
It's 211 Stanton, entrance is on Rivington

Talk to my doorman Mike
Yelp says you're the fastest
I am feeling weakness

Think I need to eat a bite...of your delivery.
Do you do you have wings?
Do you serve them with the cheese that is bleu?

Or is that extra?
917 555 1212
And can I get a moist toilette or two?

I'll pay you in cash, hurry now honey
That's over - phew
Cause I have to poo