I’d like to buy a good
Used paperbacked living bible
And I’ve got some things

That I’d like to put on out there
Like a pony cart and an old bird bath
A kitchen sink and a rocking chair

You can turn me on
Almost any day at noon


Hey I’d like to put on
A four month old rat terrier pup
I think he’s a male

And he’s marked up pretty and
everything
This woman’s got some goats

But his feets never been on the ground
You can just buy one
Or you can have the whole heard


Yeah I’d like to find
A twenty seven inch color TV

Has to be non working
An RCA cause I need the parts
And daily there’s an old drive shaft

And the same Berkeline recliner
It’s green and it’s cloth
And it’s been used very little.


Then there’s a Reba designs
Size eight, prom pageant dress

It’s icy blue
With sequins worn just once
There are others that are strapless

But this one’s slit above the knee
If you’re looking for
Something perfect for that student


I have always thought
That hand guns were made for shooting people

Rather than for sport
Why not use a rifle in most other applications
You might find a riffle or a musket

But you’ll never hear a pistol
There may always be
Someone looking for or finding some


Guess I’d like to sell
A good used paperbacked living bible