Lady Gaga lyrics : "The End Is Nigh - (Parody of You And I)"
Been building up a bunker underneath the ground
I'm hiding from J Woww's new scary face lift
Space is gettin' frisky with Planet X
I found out that Sarah Palin is a lizard with specs
The "Dance Moms" teacher tried to dance and caused a polar shift
I said, look around it won't be long
Till the lizards land a space ship right on top of your lawn
So just sit back down and just don't prepare
I'll be ready with my tin foil for the solar flares
There's something something about her face
Something when you connect the dots, you find a message from an alien race
Just another sign of the end, but you just keep on rolling your eyes
It's time that you wake up and see the signs
A few years back, the mayans let you know
That the sky would rain white powder, wait that's Lilo's blow
Guidos running rabid and guidettes too
Nostradamus he foresaw the birth scene in Breaking Dawn
It was just a sign of what's to come with Snooki's spawn
Now don't get the apocalyptic blues
I said sit back down, it won't be long
Till Kim Kardashian leaks another disastrous song
Don't ask for mercy, no don't you beg
Oh no! The city's been attacked by Angelina's leg
There's something, something about Tom Cruise
(He's got intergalactic connections)
He's gotta know something that we all don't, I mean the man wears platform shoes
It's clear now all the orange spray tans
Are a sign we're all gonna fry
But then The Kardashians should be
Enough proof the end is nigh
The end is nigh!
Baby!
We're all gonna fry!
The end is nigh!
And we're all gonna fry!
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