I don't like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad magical in Amsterdam (she won't she won't)

So if you appear Apollo sit on my lyre
And play 'em like a piano man (I will I will)


'Cause I love love 'cause I love love
You better than you better than my darkest sin
Russian hookers and cheap gin.


I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight


Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)
Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)


I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright 'cause I'm rich as piss
When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth

The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout

Introducing ladies and gentleman

Mary Jane Holland!

I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight