Well we go to the bar
to get us some drinks
they won't let us march

and we think that stinks

So we won't be there

on St. Patty's day
'cause we're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay


So pass me the pretzels,
give me me brew

if your @@#! is a ladle
me $$# is the stew


Some think it's evil,
some think it's vicious,
I happen to think that

it's magically delicious!

So let's play that game

called "Take out your balls",
it's easy to play
just take out your balls


So pour me a Bud,
I'll pour you a Bass.

Put a potato in a cannon,
and fire it up in the air!


Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey
Everone!

We're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay.


Well, that wasn't everybody, was it?

Heidi hi heidi ho

heidi hy heidi hey
Everone!
We're fat and we're Irish,

we're drunk and we're gay.

I'm gonna keep doing this until everyone sings, and that's gonna get pretty $#&@ing annoying.


Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey

Well, we're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay.