Hey, old man, how many times we gotta tell ya
We don�t want none, but where you been so long?
Hey, girl, come on over

That�ll be just fine

If it ain�t workin�, take a whiz on the world

An entire nation drinkin� from a dirty cup
My best friend�s long gone, but I got runner ups


When I�m walkin� my head is practically draggin�
All I ever see is just a whole lotta dirt
My whole life�s been one long running gag

Two packs of red apples for the long ride home
Well, you know, baby


Sick of walkin� so you took a wrong way train
Then you sat down and couldn�t get up
My best friend�s long gone but I got runner ups

My best friend�s long gone but I got runner ups
I don�t know if it�s real, but it�s how I feel
Don�t know if you really came, but I feel dumb in askin�

You shoulda been an actress, you so domineering
Take two white gold earrings for your troubles now


When it�s looking dark, punch the future in the face
Instead of standing, I�m running around
The sharpest tool in school don�t even know what�s up

My best friend�s long gone but I got runner ups