Girls they call me Hulk the Handsome
If they've time to pronounce my name before they come
I am Stupendous Man, I am the God of $#&@.

Do you plan to loose a pound or two?
Do you want to get rid of adipose tissue?
Please spend the night in my $#&@pad

It's hotter here than downtown Baghdad
You'll loose more weight in twenty minutes
Than with the local fitness season ticket

I've been working on every muscle
It's been a lifelong and faithful battle
My body has been carved into a $#&@ing machine

I've sculpted every inch of it after Henry Rollins
First Gymnasium, now Solarium, yum-yum!
I need to book my cancer before sanatorium.