You're tired of
wasting every day
Feels like your every move

just puts you in the way
You head off to school
try to follow the rules

But you know you're just
another cool kid's prey


But just think what would Buffy do
when your life is going south
weirder things have happened

when you're living on the hellmouth

So don't wig out

Just go get dressed
And find yourself
a big vamp fest

with that slayer strength
and a little luck
you've got what it takes

to beat the uber suck

You can change your

self real easily
if you really want it
they'll take you for a fee

but it's a demon's charade
that can never be repaid
And you know that isn't

who you want to be

So don't wig out

Just go get dressed
And find yourself
a big vamp fest

with that slayer strength
and a little luck
you've got what it takes

to beat the uber suck