(Intro)
Yeah
I got this beat kinda running up and down my spine right now and if I had to choose what it tastes like I'd probably say blue cotton candaaayy

I need ya'll to try to keep up with me on this

(First verse)

Uh Yeah Yo
I'd be a poser if I didn't do what I wrote
To not live by what comes out my throat

So I kid around a lot, yea I joke
But I'll say it right now, I will never try !@%!e


I would love it too much, putting it up my nose
In between classes, right before shows
Too many cons, not enough pros

I'm only sniffing a rose cuz that ain't Koz

I'm a flame-throwing pitcher and I'll never get richer

Doing lines off hooker's $$#es like Elliot Spitzer
That would just kill my plan
By the way am I still a man if I didn't have a bar mitvah?

Cuz I got no clue, what I go through to officially make that climb
Though I'm no jew we could still go to a banquet hall and shout lachaim


I am Krayon, but my friends mock me and call me marker
I owe, everything I know to my heroes Matt Stone and Trey Parker
South Park is my religion, but Jesus you still my idol

And he said I must tell all you to live the opposite of suicidal

(CHORUSx2)

If we were to try to, find out all the whats when wheres and why who
Created the earth and sets the weather
Then we could ask him why we're together


Riding the same spectacular beat
And making the girl I like tap her feet

I know that to you this might sound risky
But baby I think you should come with me


Do you think you're better off alone?
Do you think you're better off alone?






(2nd verse)
I know you think I just wanna do you
But in the short time that I knew you

I got a vibe that you was real
Plus you mad cute so mass appeal
Is what you got, but what does that do?

I might as well be talking to a frickin' vacuum
Cuz talk is cheap and words suck
Loved you on our third $#&@


(Improvised talking)
So I got this real know it all kid up in my sociology class who's basically trying to tell me that by the year twenty twenty-seven were gonna have robots who do everything for us and we get to choose what they look like so right away I said oliver will fembots be able to do the same things that a real female can he said yes I said duuuude that is not a good idea cuz once i get my 21 year old Britney Spears I'll be totally content living up in a wigwam with just basic cable and going up to everybody saying have you seen my wife I just got her off $#&@ing eBay


You'll believe I'm magic when I fly my Ford Ranger
Ha-ha, and that was to the face of danger

Fine go, I don't give a $#&@ about who you kiss
But the #~!!@ you end up with probably can't do this


(Chorus)
If we were to try to, find out all the whats when wheres and why who
Created the earth and sets the weather

Then we could ask him why we're together

Riding the same spectacular beat

And making the girl I like tap her feet
I know that to you this might sound risky
But baby I think you should come with me


(x2)
Do you think you're better off alone?

Do you think you're better off alone?

The time has come and I have to split
But check krayonkoz.com for new %#@!
Word Up '95 is never done with

I just need a hot chick to help me run it...