[Daddy X:]
Yo Yo
Pimpin Lessons

Cause If You Ain't $#&@ing That #~!!@
Somebody Else Is, Belevie That
Listen Up Here

Check It

Here's A Little Word From A Pimp To A Player

Forget The Limp, You Just Gotta Have Flava
Spit Some Game She Never Heard Before
Come Original Like A Musical Score

Keep Your Stick Firm Cause Now You Tha Conductor
Think How Many Cats Came Before You $#&@ed Her
Turn The Kitty Out And Beat That %#@! Up

Before You Catch A Bad Case Of Puppy Love
It's About Endurance And How Long You Can Last
Let Her Come First And Learn To Make Her Laugh

Now Ima Charge You Double For Our Next Little Session
That's Why We Call These Pimpin Lessons


Lesson One
Before You Pop The Inside Out
Before You Go And Buy It, Gotta Try That %#@! Out

Lesson Two
Don't Buy That Sweet And Innocent Role
Cause Girls Are All The Same Everywhere We Go

They Have Little Dark Secrets Hidin In That Hole
And No One Rides For Free, Gotta Pay A Tole
Lesson Three

I'll Save That For The Next Session
Money Up Front, These Are Pimpin Lessons


[Richter:]
And I'm Next Up Teachin Lessons So Listen Close
Females Like Money, Man They Love The Dough

Cause With Dough Comes Nice Clothes And Fancy Things
But A Pimp Don't Use Money When He's Pimpin His Game
See His Game Consists Of Spittin Sick Poetry

Words That Love The Girls Hears And Tickles Their Fancies
Gotta Make The Ladies Want It Till They Can't Get Enough
No Waitin To Be Nice When And It's Time To Get Rough

You Gotta Beat It Up And I Don't Mean Fists And Kicks
I Mean Beat It Up In Bed, Diggin Deep In Those Hips
Hit It Rite All Nite And They'll Be Beggin For More

Just Watch The Line Form Outside Of My Bedroom Door

[X:]

Lesson Three
It's Always Best To Have Safe Sex
Even When The #~!!@ Smells Oven Fresh

You Don't Wanna Come Up Short On That Test
And You Don't Wanna Leave Any Eggs In The Nest
Lesson Four

You Never Need To Tell No Lies
Cause She's Been Hearn That From All Those Other Guys
You Learn A Little More Of That In Lesson Five

Remember, Money Up Front For These Pimpin Guidelines

[D-Loc:]

Now You Wanna Be A Pimp, You Better Act Like A Pimp
Walk Round My House With Some Old School Slips
Keep My Shoes Clean And My Shoes Nice And Dapper

Keep My Pants Fresh And My Cap Even Fresher
Got To Smell Good, You Know That Boogey Down Boogey
Got The Backyard Pimp Style Wit A Jaccuzi

Got The Bad Girl, Nice Tits And Nice $$#
Got The Soft Lips For That Dick Suckin Test
You Know She Got Back, You Should See It When She Walk

You Should See That %#@! When Im In It In My Spa
Baby Feel Good, Yeah I Love The Way She Do It
I Love The Way She Break It Down With Body To Prove It

#~!!@ Always Nice Like Beer In My Cooler
You Ain't A Pimp Motha$#&@a, You A Loser


[X:]
Lesson Five
The Game Starts To Get A Little Deeper
Catch A Couple Flounders, Even Thinkin They're Keepers
Lesson Six

Don't Confuse Your Brain With Your Dicks
And Go And Knock Up Some Psycho Chick
Cause If So, That Could Be All She Wrote
You Better Pay Attention Kid Take Some Notes
Make Sure The Girl Pays And Leaves Some Of Your Bills

Even If You Sittin On A Couple Mil
Cause The More You Give Will Be The More They Want
And One More Thing. Pimp On
Pimp
Pimp On


[D-Loc:]
You Ain't No Pimp Motha$#&@a
You A Loser
With Your 1998 Ford Ranger

Two Bucks In Your Pocket
Wit No Smokes
And An Ugly (*##$