[Chorus x2: Kool Keith]
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your $$#hole out like Vanessa


[Kool Keith]
I'ma jerk off on your little Casio sound

Throw your keyboards into the wall, piss on your perception
Cut off your dial tone, veto your collect call
%#@! on your best creation

Ask the generous family, I'ma %#@! on your extravagant demonstration
Damage your tuxedo vest, come like your tuxedo fresh
Point the index finger, aim twice, aim nice

Put your $$#hole on the shelf for a 99 cent price
Five minutes to light up your $$# like Uncle Ben rice
Carolina in the burgundy and white box

You can't eat Uncle Ben twice
It's like seein the $#&@ed up jaw, on Uncle Ken twice


[Chorus]

[Kool Keith]

The pop-o-lar pissmaster, Kool Keith
A.K.A., the lineup on the list master
You heard "Spankmaster," but what about the %#@!master?

Defecate on your chest, leave you frontline ^!$$%z with asthma
Anything %#@!ty comin on the radio
I break the Sony and JVC component set, and turn off you !@$(s

Eliminate your vision on TV
Flat screen, your wall unit, turn that (*##$ backwards
I fast forward your %#@!, count myself the green

Wristband around my head, block your $#&@in dunk shot
Haunt you from the past like Sydney Wicks
With apples and grape Now or Laters

Break you mother$#&@ers in half like chico stix
MC toys, DJ put 'em together
I tell 'em straight $#&@ the Coleco mix


[Chorus]


[Kool Keith]
Mother$#&@ers wanna rap about space helmets and %#@!
You can't tell me %#@!

Give me the letters ^!$$%, can't even spell me the %#@!
All rappers run they $#&@in lips
I work that mother$#&@in microphone

$#&@ showin you the skill, you cocaine-ass ^!$$%
You blow and you feel, skinny legs mother$#&@er
I'm showin you real, I'm showin you deal

My style choco

[Outro]

No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your $$#hole out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol

No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your $$#hole out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol