I'm the boss
You do not cross

The king of my domain
For the day
No work, all play

Is found in my refrain

Love to eat

The prime of meat
So sad 'til I get some
'Tis so sweet

And such a treat
Boy, they can be so dumb


Hate to dress
Give me caress
No bother with the slime

Have to dig
In it real big
Archaeology time


When I'm beat
I have a seat

Take my favorite spot
No compete
It's so complete

Out of my royal cot!

Here to stay

I love to lay
Napping is not a farse
I'm a dog

Who's a couch hog
So move your big fat arse!