Oh you shouldn't have kissed me and got me so excited
And when you asked me out I really was delighted
So we went to a pub in Belsize Park

And we cheered on England as the sky grew dark

Oh you shouldn't have kissed me cause you started a fire

But then I found out that you're a serial liar

You lied about your status

You lied about your life
You never mentioned your three children
And the fact you have a wife

Now it's England 2 Colombia 0
And I know just how those Colombians feel


If you hadn't passed out while I was talking to your friend
It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me
If he hadn't taken pity on my heart full of desire

I might never have found out you're a serial liar

You lied about your status

You lied about your life
You forgot you have three children
You forgot you have a wife

Now it's England 2 Colombia 0
And I know just how those Colombians feel


It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team
Sometimes I think I'm happy then I remember it's a dream
Now it isn't in my nature to ever pick a winner

I always pick a !@$( who would have me for his dinner

I can never possess the object of my desire

Cause he's bound to turn out to be a serial liar
OK I didn't mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a bit
But I am free and single and he's a lying git


Cause he lied about his status
He lied about his life

He forgot he had three children
He forgot he had a wife
And it's England 2 Colombia 0

I know just how those Colombians feel

So I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home

Called my friend up in Sao Paulo and cried down the phone
I played some tragic music and I lay down to die
But later I woke and I hadn't stopped crying


You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit
Your perfume was Adultery but I'm not a piece of meat

So I'll be the one that you couldn't acquire
I found out in time you're a serial liar


You lied about your status
You lied about your life
And I pity your three children

And I pity your poor wife
Now you can go to Hell
I'm going to Brazil

Still it's England 2 Colombia 0