Bored on the couch with nowhere to go
I slide to unlock then I aim my phone
I've got perfect taste

Can't let this moment go to waste

I sit in the car but before i go

I slide to unlock then I turn my phone
Back around to me
Cause I need the world to see


CHORUS 1
I will instagram it

My reflection and my journal
I will instagram it
My cup of coffee, and this urinal

I'm gonna Instagram it
My duck lips and a sunset
You know I'll Instagram it

My six pack, and a bonnet

I #hashtag my pics to make sure their seen

I've got the best feed I can guarantee
You won't unfollow me.
At least unless you're mean


So go get your phone or your Droid's 3G
Check out my online gallery

It's my photography
And they're all works of art to me


CHORUS 2
I will instagram it
My wedding pics and my vacation

Gonna instagram it
My fireplace and my Playstation
I'm gonna Instagram it

My playlist and my workplace
You know I'll Instagram it
Some bubblegum, and a clam bake


RAP
Instagram got a nice ring to it

Change it from a noun to a verb LET'S DO IT
I launch the app every night and day
All my pics are filtered in the Instagram way


Gonna Instagram it when that sun is rising
Always snap the food when it's appetizing

It's not surprising how my dog wins prizes
I just had a kid now I'm parentalizin'


5,6, baby pics now my likes are risin'
Won't be long before it's canonized
And immortalized on the #PopularPage

And I'll be recognized as the Instagram sage

DANCE

Trees, babies, dogs and cats
I will Instagram it and you will double tap
Clouds, clothes, coffee, and naps

I will Instagram it and you will double tap