I remember when I heard the news, the first time
You saying that you wanted two movies, 'cause like
You needed more time to tell the story

When you said you didn't need one, what?
Then you come around again and say
Actually, I've decided I'm going to make a change

Trust me, I saw the post on your facebook page
I say, what the, how could you, it's only one book


[chorus]
Oooh, one movie would make much more sense
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

You should never ever ever create three movies
You should never ever ever create three movies
You go talk to Fran, go talk to Phil

And convince us
But you should never ever ever ever create three movies


Like ever...

I really wish you hadn't been seduced

With the money, it's become your One Ring
You made, enough with the other three movies
And it actually matched 3 books


[repeat chorus]
I used to think that you were the best director

And I used to say never say never

[repeat chorus]