You're a spiky little weirdo in black leather pants
I really like the way you do that sexy dance
You're everything I've wanted in my wildest dreams

I bet your body tastes like pepperoni ice cream
(I bet your body tastes like pepperoni ice cream)


The fish-hook in your ear is really out of sight
You stink a little bit, but baby, that's all right
Your teeth have never ever been brushed with Gleem

I bet your kisses taste like pepperoni ice cream
(I bet your kisses taste like pepperoni ice cream)


A tuna fish milkshake, some licorice Jell-O
You're such a cool cat, your teeth are mellow yellow
But there's one thing you do that really makes you a pest

The pepperoni ice cream that you rub on my chest
(The pepperoni ice cream that you rub on my chest)


You're a spiky little weirdo in black leather pants
I really like the way you do that sexy dance
You're everything I've wanted in my wildest dreams

I bet your body tastes like pepperoni ice cream
(I bet your body tastes like pepperoni ice cream)


The fish-hook in your ear is really out of sight
You stink a little bit, but baby, that's all right
Your teeth have never ever been brushed with Gleem

I bet your kisses taste like pepperoni ice cream
(I bet your kisses taste like pepperoni ice cream)
(I bet your kisses taste like pepperoni ice cream)