Drink a few beers
Drink a few thousand beers


Kill yourself and keep me out of it. Except the will. Keep me in the will.

Drink a few more beers

Drink a few more thousand beers

I want your nintendos and your converse if they fit. They don't. I knew you were no good.


Drink a few more thousand piss lite beers
Catch your liver on fire with a belt sander

then go on another bender

$#&@ a corpse and pay him with cash

rub yourself with trash

smear that mayonnaise all over your face

a sandwich for a wolf

drown your head in chemical warfare

breathe it in deep

keep all of it all to yourself

no one else wants it