Have you ever known a free lancer
Thinks that he's a camper
Known around my way as the cramper

Like P.M.S. always pokin'
But he won't go away with a little Motrin
Now if u ever heard the term cramper and u wonder

The worms kinda like i guess a modern day Felix Unger
When ya first meet em ya think he's O.K.
But then you learn a little bit of the cramper goes a long

way
Hear say here I say thru the grapevine
He squawks and he gawks and he walks a thin line

Just like a little $#&@in !@$)
He always wants to get high but never has a bag
Never works says he can't find the right job

Ain't got a dime and when he does he's a tightwad
He's the dampest there's no one damp
Huh huh.... he's the muther $#&@in cramper

Now the crampers red, there's no one redder,
He rides ya wrong like a really tight sweater
He's sorta like a mouse a pest of a peer

U come home he's at your house drinkin your last beer
Pokin and strokin he makes you wanna belt him
always wearin out his mother $#&@in welcome

And then sporty's never that cautious
he sips from your forty and he always backwashes
Talk about a certain subject, he'll jinx it

let him borrow a shirt, the stooge always shrinks it
He's the dampest, there's no one damper
Huh huh.... he's the mother $#&@in cramper