I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track
My best friend's in a gun rack
I'm a lowlife

I owe everybody money
I think racist jokes are funny
I'm a lowlife

I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out
With your wife


Cuz I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife


I got kids I never seen
And their momma's seventeen

I'm a lowlife
I take strippers out to breakfast
You can add that to my checklist

I'm a lowlife
Ahh the landlord called the rent is due
I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo

I Rock n Roll all night

Cuz I'm a lowlife

I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
Livin' the highlife


I'm watchin' !@$^o on the TV
Wonderin' why she'd ever leave me

I'm a lowlife
The object of my affection
Asked the police for protection

I'm a lowlife
The romance is gone, I'm doin' fine
Me and your mom had a real good time

Just last night

Cuz I'm a lowlife

I'm a lowlife

I make black music for the white man

Keep cocaine upon my nightstand
I'm a lowlife
Ain't never hung out in the Catskills

But I've been to jail in Nashville
I'm a lowlife
I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth

I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out
With your wife


I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife

Livin' the highlife