Cruisin' thru town in my jacked up truck
eyes open cuz I'm scopin' for a big butt !@#%
One that I can take straight back to my house

and have her suck my dick and put my balls in her mouth
Now get, get with it looked across the street
I seen a slimmy in a skirt boppin to the beat

So I capped up my 40 threw it under the seat
rolled up on the freak and I started to speak
But before I could talk she go grabbed my dick

licked her lips and started talkin that !@$^o %#@!
She said look here I know you're Kid Rock
then whispered in my ear "I wanna swallow your @@#!"

Well blow me up and then blow me down
cuz I think i just found the biggest freak in town
And now I can't wait to get her back to my house

set her down on her knees and put my balls in her mouth
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Balls in your mouth

balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
Back to my crib with no delay
big grin on my grill and not much to say

Except her yo (*##$ how's about
I drop my my drawers and put my balls in your mouth
Next the cutie started rubbin my back

then she put a finger right between my booty crack
So I grabbed her wrist quick and said hold up !@#%
"Ain't nobody stickin mothin in my butt"

Now right then I knew I had a ho and a half
and all I could do is sit back and laugh
Stare at the cceiling thinking about

this chick I just met's got my balls in her mouth
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Balls in your mouth

balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
After I busted my nuts I drove her to the cut
she said "I hope you don't think that I'm a big !@#%,

And please don't tell anyone what we've been thru"
Next day I told the whole $#&@in crew
Spread the news thru the whole damn town

and to the chick it musta got back around
So I told the ho sorry and tried to make amends
but she tried to front me in front of my friends

Runnin off at the lip talking all that %#@!
that I'm a (*##$ I'm a prick and that I got a small dick
I just waited till she walked away to shout

"$#&@ you (*##$, u had my balls in your mouth!"