There's a gentleman that's going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

He's an old ex-con that's been away
Now he's back, no one's safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

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If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while

So he told it all and in return
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
And the maximum security

Even after plastic surgery
So go on and squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while

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There's a gentleman that's going round
Turning the joint upside down

Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He's an old ex-con that's been away
Now he's back, no one's safe

Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
[
After all the talk then they wired him

And he took a walk with his crooked friends
And they joked about the good old days
And he recorded it on a reel of tape

He caught the mug who did in the forgery
And the babe in charge of larceny
So the FBI they rewarded him

Because they like a guy who will stab a friend
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"There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He's an old ex-con that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha"
[

There's a gentleman that's going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

He's an old ex-con that's been away
Now he's back, no one's safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

[
If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while

So he told it all and in return
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
He got a spanking new identity

And a condo down in Miami
He bought a plane, a boat and jewelry
But he couldn't buy any company

[
"Stool pigeon" (2x)
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"Ha-cha-cha-cha" (3x)
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If you wanna squeal, said the FBI

We can make a deal, make it worth your while
So he told it all and in return
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird

He got a spanking new identity
And a condo down in Miami
He bought a plane, a boat and jewelry

But he couldn't buy any company
[
There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He's an old ex-con that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He's an old ex-con that's been away
Now he's back, no one's safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

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"Stool pigeon - Ha-cha-cha-cha" (2x)
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(Submitted by : Joel Smeets)