Endicott's up by 5 o'clock
Endicott's givin' it all he got
Endicott's job is six to nine but

Endicott's home by nine O five
Endicott helps to cook the steak
Endicott helps to wash the plates

Endicott puts the kids to bed
Endicott reads a book to them


(Why cant you be like Endicott?)

Endicott loves Tribena so

Endicott puts her on a pedestal
Endicott's wish is her command but
Endicott don't make no demands

Endicott's always back in time
Endicott's not the cheatin' kind
Endicott's full of compliment

Endicott's such a gentleman

(Why cant you be like Endicott?)


'Cause I'm free
Free of any made-to-order liabilities

Thank God I'm free
'Cause it's hard enough for me
To take care of me, oh-oh


Endicott's carryin' a heavy load but
Endicott never really ever moans

Endicott's not a wealthy guy but
Endicott pays the bills on time
Endicott's got ideas and plans

Endicott's what you call a real man
Endicott always will provide 'cause
Endicott is the family type


(Why cant you be like Endicott?)


'Cause I'm free
Freer than a pirate on a frigate out at sea
Thank God I'm free

Driftin' all around just like a tumbleweed, oh-oh

Maybe I need someone

Someone who isn't undone
Maybe an older woman
Will tolerate me

Maybe that certain someone
Older and wiser woman
Maybe the perfect someone

To satisfy me

Endicott keeps his body clean

Endicott don't use nicotine
Endicott don't drink alcohol
Endicott use no drug at all

Endicott don't eat any sweet
Endicott don't eat piggy feet
Endicott's frame is mighty strong

Endicott make love hard and long

(Why cant you be like Endicott?)


Endicott loves Tribena so
Endicott walks her to the store

Endicott likes to hold her hand
Endicott's proud to be her man
Endicott stands for decency

Endicott means formality
Endicott's the epitome
Endicott stands for quality


Endicott
Endicott

Endicott
Endicott

Our love will be