Verse 1
See, my house is a mad house/
Well hardly sit down and watch T.V cause yeah we got things to do/

And I got things to do/
Mum talks calmly for a while and then starts shouting/
Clean up the kitchen/

I always say i'll do it later/
Or yeah in a minute/
My house is a hot spot/

Everyday of the week someone will be in my house who don't live here/
The neighbours ain't got a problem with us/
Yeah music plays in my house constantly/

Constant noise but I wouldn't have it any other way I love my house/
Total chaos, yeah its random/
Off key, different, no house is disimilar/

But for some reason it works/
My house is crazy you know/


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Our house, in the middle of our street/

Our house in the middle of our.../
Our house, in the middle of our street/
Something tells you that you've got to move away from it/


Verse 2


You hold a better conversation/
When born in grimey locations/
And that's where you'll find my crib/

In the same area where the alkies live/
So I love my street/
You get bare joke when the alkies beef/

And though outside may reek/
Not in my crib no potpourri/
And we've just added new bricks/

So every other house in the street looks %#@!/
Compared to ours/
But its hard to get a decent kip when out comes the stars/

Because of all the beef in my avenue/
Neighbours fight so police in my avenue/
So you might catch me in my living room/

Up late writing to beats if I'm in the mood/
Or if not i'll be on the Playstation/
Or better still MSN conversations/

And everyone of our houses are Dadless/
So no wonder our houses are Madness/


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Verse 3


Sunday morning my day off/
I can smell that bacon cooking/

And mum's downstairs doing that weekly washing/
Singing along she's got that motown rocking/
And i'm shouting out 'mum turn it down'/

Cos i'm tryna sleep right now/
Argh forget it I was getting up anyway/
Man I can't get a lie in any day/

So i'm downstairs arguing/
Mum chill out I won't have this in our house/
Ok, your house/

Then I had a little moan how the living room's freezing/
And then she starts screaming/
Mum I ain't being rude just turn up the heating/

She said 'move out if you ain't warm enough'/
Coincidently, suddenly i'm warming up!/