Go ahead be negative, you'll be just my type
And I don't glitter in the sun, what the hell is Twilight?
By night, I'm no different to the day

Cos everyday I slay whoever comes my way in lane

And you are awfully feeble

Care to make a donation? There's no need for needles
Grab will and visage and you'll see that I'm op
You shoulda dodged when you noticed that you hadn't picked me


I'd love a pint, just put it on my tab
I'll pay it off when I'm done slaying these pathetic saps

Fiddlesticks got nothing on my drain
And I'll watch you bleed out cos it's all in vein, get it?


Grab your allies, and pool your tears
and maybe come back tomorrow or try again next year
I make you look a fool, I'm way too cruel

try to towerdive i'll troll you with my sanguine pool

ooh, I split a red sea like my name was Moses

my ult; you take more damage like it's through osmosis
So focus, I'm a mage but no hocus pocus
I'll drain your body faster than a swarm of locusts


Yeah, I hit you up with the hemoplague,
No mana just blood cos I'm a hemo-mage

Slow you like I'd equipped a phage
Make you type all in caps you got a bit of rage


But hey, it looks like the clot thickens
And I got great expectations like my name was charles dickens
The feeders tryna troll and typing like you mad bro

and I just brush it off like I got this, I'm Vlad, bro

I see you head to river hope you're ready for the flood

When I turn the water red and stain the lane with your blood
tell me that you'll win I think you've been mislead
I'll make you wish you could surrender 20 minutes ahead