Justin Bieber
Hey yo, it's me again. I'm everywhere and
I'm still rockin lesbian hair

I'm on your T.V. I'm on your phone
I declare this world a Bieber zone
I'm made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers

Young girls are helpless to my dark powers
They can't stop screaming they don't know why
They pee their pants then they fall down and cry


Chorus
All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever

They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter
I got em drooling like golden retrievers
They all bow down to me cus I am their leader


SCIENTIST
It starts with screaming, and OMGing

Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting
Once they're infected they are insane
The only cure is to disable the brain


JASPER
I hate this pop crap, I like to rock

He's worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block.

CHET

He's ain't so bad, he could be worse.
I think I love him.


JASPER
Hey, I saw him first!


SCIENTIST
If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever
Chop off her head with a meat cleaver



REPORTER

Can adults contract Bieber fever?

SCIENTIST

Yes! But it's mostly single moms and substitute teachers.

Lil Wayne

Weezy F. Baby and you know I'm paid
I don't want to drink no Bieber Kool aid
I sip on syrup and smoke that Cheeba

I'm way too gangsta for Justin Bieber
I don't want to do a do a duet
This little mother$#&@ers gonna ruin my rep

Every rapper has to do a song with this cutie
It's the hip-hop version of jury duty
I'll never sell out, cus I'm little Wheezy

I'm feeling light headed and a little queasy
Wanna carry you around on my shoulders
And tattoo your name up on my shoulders

You could be my little Caucasian brother
If we go to the movies do we have to bring Usher?
I got a baby mama but I want to leave her

Cus I gotta bad case of the Bieber Fever

BIEBER

Bieber Bieber Fever
Now the whole planets got Bieber Fever
The streets will flow with blood of the non-believers


There's no defense against Bieber Fever


LIL WAYNE
Bieberback, Bieberback. Bieberback, ribs. Yummy