Hank Green tagged me in a tag
And I'll admit this was a weird one
But I don't want to be a drag

Because Hank is a revered one
So I tried hard to come up with my own new kind of spin
And I think I've got it; let's begin


This is the toilet tag song
'cause I'm trying to be different

Thanks for coming along on
This crazy new ride
Now I'm off to the bathroom

So we can begin
No, you guys stay here
There's no room inside


Verse
I like learning brand new things

And discovering new passions
I like spending time with friends
And practicing compassion

I like making all these videos
Though they eat up all my time
Ah well, at least it gives this verse a rhyme


As for how this smells, well I don't know
I guess it smells like windex

I'm not sure how to describe that
I don't keep an odor index
For this next bit now apparently, well I'm supposed to draw

It'll be the greatest thing you ever saw

It's the toilet tag song

Try not to get impatient
You can't rush this along for
He's drawing this blind

Okay, Kevin that's enough time
Yeah seriously, just show us what you came up with
But knowing you, you'd better leave it unsigned


I last bought a rubix cube
Because I find them to be relaxing

It's just a simple thing to do
When life is getting taxing
We all have our little hobbies for when life get us down

To make a smile from a frown

So now on to the next part

Though the tag name will spoil it
But I guess we'd better start
So here is my toilet

And my shower and my mirror, there's not much more to show
And just a little more song to go


It's the toilet tag song
And it finally involves the toilet
You've been waiting a long time

To see it in use
Time to flush those all bad things down the drain
But be careful, the handle is loose


I flush influenza, that's the pits
And anti-free-speech advocates

That voice when you are working hard
That tells you you should call it quits
For the most part though the world is sweet

There's not much that I would delete
And that's enough for in this space
Guys, lets show them our weirdest face


It's the toilet tag song
Oooh, ahhh

Though it may have been wrong to
Set this to a tune
We got the offstage male chorus to join us for the end

Have a great weekend
Thanks for watching, friend!
Hope you enjoyed this toilet tag song