VERSE 1:
His name is anderson
he's one of a kind

he's been cheated on, but not if he were mine
we'd have meaningful talks and own a pet sloth
But he doesn't know who I am

but he's ready for a real man, not a baby

CHORUS:

your boyfriend was such a dirtbag, Andy
his muscles suggests he's compensating
I'm not a Vanderbelt but I'm not a floozy like him

ooooo

VERSE 2:

Don't sweat that silver fox head, you'll be crazy for me
I'm not a west hollywood self centered personality
i like Prince and Thai food

and watching the news

and driving my car in the rain

I want to ease your pain you poor thing

CHORUS:

your boyfriend was such a dirtbag, Andy
his muscles suggests he's compensating
I'm not a Vanderbelt but I'm not a floozy like him

ooooo

your boyfriend, was a scumbag

oh, he doesn't know what he's missin

your boyfriend, owns a gay club

well i guess you could have saw this comin'

VERSE 3:

you go out of your way, to help different folks
while he's at his bar, serving shirtless guys rum and !@%!es


Is he walking towards me?! or am i just crazy??
How does he know who I am?
Am I awake or am I just dreaming?


ANDY'S PART:
I got you tickets to my news show 360

come out with me Friday don't say maybe
I like Prince and Thai food and i'd go on a date with you
ooooo


your boyfriend, was a scumbag
no, he doesn't know what he's missin


your boyfriend, what a scumbag
no, he doesn't know what he's missin