Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist
Reflection like a pizza

With warts and marls and zits
And just to even say her name
You've got to be half pissed

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist


When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth
And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the house
And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier

They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with her
Before she went to school each day they had to iron her face
She'd get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being late

And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of %#@!
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist


Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy manbean twist
Including her own mum and dad she hasn't yet been kissed

Just to even say her name ya got to be half pissed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a Mouldy manbean twist


When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube
And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude

When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to come in
A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim
If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits

Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her tits
And if i ever cracked my back for her Id amputate my dick
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a !@$( arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a !@$( arsehole twist
Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that ******* sick
So she bought herself a ***** but she couldnt get it stiff

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a !@$( arsehole twist


Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
Oh god, shes ****** ugly,
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly,

With a hanging hemeroid twist