KEVIN BLOODY WILSON lyrics : "Darlin' I'm So Horny"
There's bugger all on telly, and we're just sittin' around,
And you look alright in the light tonight and I'm down to socks and
skids,
You're a walk up start for a $#&@ tonight so go and put your teeth in.
'Cause darlin' I'm so ^^&$#* I could die,
I'd $#&@ a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly,
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a $#&@ tonight,
'Cause darlin' I'm so ^^&$#* I could die.
So you slip out'a your canvas nighty I'll kick off me skids,
You just can't beat a good ol' fashioned to help you get a good
night's sleep,
So grab the jar'a vaseline and drag your $$# across the room,
Prepare to make thy baby maker prepare to make thy do.
'Cause darlin' I'm so ^^&$#* I could die,
I'd $#&@ a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly,
I'll drown in bodily fluids if I don't get a $#&@ tonight,
'Cause darlin' I'm so ^^&$#* I could die.
So clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold'a them tits,
One two three four foreplay's over now let's get down to business,
I got hard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch so you'd better get the
bugger to ice,
Been a bit'a back pressure buildin' up so darlin' hang on tight.
Darlin' I'm so ^^&$#* I could die,
I'd $#&@ a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly,
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a $#&@ tonight,
'Cause darlin' I'm so ^^&$#* I could die.
Aw darlin' I'm so ^^&$#* I could die,
I'd $#&@ a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly,
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a $#&@ tonight,
'Cause darlin' I'm so ^^&$#* I could die.
Aw darlin' I'm so ^^&$#* I could die.
Aw darlin' I'm so ^^&$#* I could die.
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