Are You Boning My Mom?
I saw you waaatching when my mother walked by
I saw you stare at that hair there on her thigh
Guess you think she's the bomb
Ain't trying to hate. Tell me straight. Are you boning my mom?

Are you boning my mom?
Are you boning my mom?
You got a stiff, for a Milf. Are you boning my mom?

Ain't trying to hate. Tell me straight. Are you boning my mom?
Hot child, dug your style
We been dating for a while
Thought I was enough
Maybe you want older muff

The other night when you thought you were alone
I saw you texting your junk to her phone


Should have known that something was wrong
Scrubbing toilets wearing her thong-thong
Sure I want you to get along
Seriously. Is she sucking your bong?


Come on just tell me, when I'm kissing your tongue.
Is that weird taste, on your face, the taste of mom?
Don't stand there looking dumb.
Ain't trying to hate. Tell me straight. Are you boning my mom?

Are you boning my mom?
Are you boning my mom?
I think that muffin that you're stuffin, could belong to my mom.

Are you ramming her clam? Are you boning my mom?
Came home, you were there

Naked in a kitchen chair
Stirring up a big old bowl
Of mama's tuna casserole

And now it's obvious that I am a sucker
Cause I've been dating a real mother$#&@er.

Should have known that something was wrong

You came by when daddy was gone
Said you were there to mow the lawn
Caught you face-down mooshing my mom.


I can't blame mom, 'cause she's done this before.
It's just her way, what can I say? My mom's a !@^%.
Now this might make you mad.

I just found out. There's no doubt. Mom is boning your dad.
She's boning your dad.
She's boning your dad.

I think that taste on your face, may belong to your dad.