[verse 1: kendrick lamar]
i woke up this morning with my dick on hard
didn't know why til' i said $#&@ all y'all

or $#&@ this world, or i'ma $#&@ that girl
good kid, m.a.a.d city watch my day unfurl
i put my life in these sentences

$#&@ing right it's either that or life sentences
i'm relatives with benjamin
i used to give a $#&@ about my luck when i was innocent

now what the $#&@ is up i'm at your neck like a pendleton
^!$$% i need thought (*##$ i need thought
24 acres and a mule best believe that

they say he got smoked like where the weed at
and everything you hope (*##$ ^!$$% we that
pockets on kelly price back when it was '95

buy a strap and then we @@#! it back when it's uncircumcised
write a rap on how we just react when shot and hit the spine
give you dap and then we slide through your hood 3 dozen times

so what's good i'm looking for a pedicure
pink #~!!@ that pop, preferably the kind that don't stink
bomb $$# head uh til' she can't blink

and her eyes get watery you gotta pardon me

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i'm so damn turnt, when i'm in a two door with two hoes that follow me
and you know
westside, right on time, tell em' hoes kudos

eastside, right on time, they don't $#&@ with you though
in my hood, getting to the money, the pedal never broke
came a long way from the ghetto dawg but

westside, right on time, only thing fosho
eastside, right on time, gunnin' through your door uhh


[verse 2: young jeezy]
i woke up this morning like $#&@ the world
been hustlin' since i was 12, man i've been through hell

now these mutha$#&@ers is tryna' tell me i don't care
trying to tell y'all mutha$#&@as look y'all wasn't there
turn posted up on the block, waiting for

for my ^!$$%s posted up in the county, praying for bail
you coulda cost your boy, aint mad it wasn't cheap
coming for a ^!$$% just don't sleep, %#@! for the week

got on my malcolm x frames, now i cop the check mane
cause every time i speak you hear my malcolm x pain
now them doors go up on that lamb' they like judo

don't you like your (*##$es with an $$#, i like you hoe
first them (*##$es see me, i'm gone, i'm like pluto
plus i keep them choppers the same, they mars bruno

brown bag full of cash babay, mcm
when they ask me my name i tell 'em mc him, straight up


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[bridge]

all praise go to the most high
all phase turn into a drive-by
part ways from the streets, after $#&@ing with the police guaranteed

last ^!$$% did that died, don't you, don't you, don't you
wanna live with the ak, go for only 8k
minus 6 racks, minus one on top of that

maylay, snub him out then drag him out mouth like he date raped
daytonas bending every corner while they say


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[verse 3]

all i ever wanted was a dollar bill and hundreds
and my teachers asked my woman, when she smiled i stick my tongue in
plus some cartoons and some cereal

snoop doggy on my stereo
some british nights or la kids when glowing nights
or perry ellis jacket, i would love a swapmeet full of

chevrolets and candy paint, that's wet with tammy on the bumper
can i hump her? poppa tell me yes
ebgc concert and a dj quik on cassette

twenty years later, hi hater, i'm the $#&@ing best

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