Pick up my sword it's time to do business
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees


Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil

Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please

Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate

Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate
Put in my place but I'll break out once again


All these encounters may just leave me scarred
And when I'm rock hard, I $#&@ing rock hard
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend


I don't give a damn, not an iota
Mother$#&@er, I'm the Straightest Shota


I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
I will prevail

Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale

Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail


Lately I know I'm going so crazy
Never thought goodness would be so hazy
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught


But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this
Gotta get out and get back to business

Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought

I don't give a damn, not an iota

Mother$#&@er, I'm the Straightest Shota

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail

I will prevail
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love

Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail


We'll see the light of day again my dear
Let's go on an adventure

The heavens frown upon us on this day
But I've still got my quota
Mother$#&@er, I'm the straightest shota


I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
I will prevail

Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale

Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail
(Oooooo)

I'm in love
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do

Touch Fluffy Tail