Long, white limousine pulls up to a church

A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse


I didn't get an invitation, but I'm here anyway


And I don't care if I'm crashing theirbig day




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Well, it might not be too christian of me

And it might not be too nice


But I wish we were all just standing around


Throwing rocks instead of rice




Long, white dress; this must be some kinda joke


Virgin, please! She ain't fooling these folks

If the thre of us were on Jerry Springer, I'd be pulling her hair


And I'd kick that liying sack of shoulda-kown-better in the you-know-where




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Well, the vows that they just said

Sounded sweet and sincere


Pace your bets


My money's on less than a year




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