I think I'm starting to hallucinate, 'cause like
A green guy's telling me about this place, and like
I gotta go there now or I'll be late

Now he's taking me away. What?

I lost my friend and don't know where I'm at, oh no

A chipmunk's making out with a tree, Yolo?
A gorilla's mixing up a soufflé, I say
What the hell did I just take?


Oh, a house elf just painted my face
and Oh, this is the last time I'm ever doing drugs again


We are never ever taking acid from a stranger
I got work, and I got school, I'm being drug tested next week

We are never ever taking acid from a stranger

A cover band is playing Sinatra

Now they're forcing me to hit a piñata
I'm caught in a dance contest with a cow
I wish I learned something other than the robot by now


Oh, I've been taken hostage by evil guys
and Oh, I gotta get out of here


We are never ever taking acid from a stranger
I got work, and I got school, I'm failing Chemistry

We are never ever taking acid from a stranger