You make mine a pain in the neck
Here's to you, you old wreck
And mine is a thorn in the side

Drink up, so we can both finally die

And I'll have a bright yellow boat

With nothing to row
With nothing to row


So make mine an our out of luck
Here's to you, you miserable $#&@
And why did you finally leave?

'Cause all you think of is me
'Cause all you think of is me


So make mine a pain in the neck
Here's to you, you old wreck