Am D
There are days when I look in the mirror
Am D

And little stinging voices ring in my ear.
F E7
Your waist should be THIN, they say. Your stomach should be FLAT.

F E7
You're not attractive in ANY WAY if you have an ounce of fat.
(above chords repeated)

Now, I'll admit when I hear these voices
I start to rethink some of my lifestyle choices
But I'm not defined by judging eyes or what you choose to see

And I won't forgo one vital piece of my personality

Chorus: C

I LOVE CAKE F G
I love regretting what I just ate
Am






Flour, butter sugar, sweet
F G

There's nothing else I'd rather eat! C
One day I'll be DEAD
F G

And that's a good excuse to eat some velvet red
Am
Instead of counting calories

F G C F G C Am G
I like my lips and say, I'll have ONE MORE PIECE


C F G
So, if you're on a diet I won't mock it.
C Am G






But don't mind me as I have layers of chocolate.
(above chords repeat)

And If you have a salad I hope it isn't rude
To munch on some bundt or some angel food.
While you worry that your tummy's growing round

Well, I'm more concened with a different kind of pound.
If you take a vow of health, I support you all the way
But I'll still be celebrating your birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


(Chorus)
(same chords as previous verse)

So If you're eating veggies, I'll still share it
But later I'll be snacking on a different kind of carrot
And If you're cooking dinner, I'll still dine with you

But it'd be nice to follow with a slice of Tiramisu
If I go a day without something baked, you won't see me frown
Cause I'm looking forward to my next pineapple upside down

Whether it be a wedding or a Graduation
You know where to find me at any celebration
(chorus)

Am G
They'll try to make you feel like %#@! for anything you do.
Am G

Like wearing something weird or eating delicious food
Am G
I'm not saying to hurt your health or embrace your addictions

Am F G
But I'm the own author of my dietary restrictions.
F G

& I love life's delicacies
F G
Like cheesecake with strawberries

F G
Don't need to fit into size zero jeans
F Am G

So throw in a side of ice cream
(chorus)