Chorus:
"Gee I love your new tattoo,
And I'm so glad it speaks to you

It certainly appears you thought it through
And it will great at 42."


Verse 1 (Kaysy):
"Oo that tatt is so original!
Such a beautiful Chinese symbol.

Does it mean 'love'? Does it mean 'luck?'
Because I'm not thinking 'what the $#&@?!'
With that design, you'll snag a man,

Like George Takei or Jackie Chan.
Each time it inspires a conversation
You are truly honoring the Chinese nation."


Chorus:
"Gee I love your new tattoo,

And I'm so glad it speaks to you
It certainly appears you thought it through
And it will great at 52."


Verse 2 (Lauren):
"That's a quote that no one's heard

Did you find that font in Microsoft Word?
I don't think that message could get much stronger,
But I think that passage could be a little bit longer.

I'm glad you put that in your stomach region,
It will look great during swimsuit season.
That definitely needed to be permanent,

How else would you remember it?"

Chorus:

"Gee I love your new tattoo,
And I'm so glad it speaks to you
It certainly appears you thought it through

And it will great at 62."

Bridge:

Infinity (that means forever)
Your lover's name (you'll ALWAYS be together)
Wings (they'll make you fly)

Mike Tyson's face (...why?)
Music notes (see the sounds)
Crosses (well NOW you're Heaven bound)

State lines (that's where you're from)

This inspiring image (um...)


Chorus:
"Gee I love your new tattoo,

And I'm so glad it speaks to you
It certainly appears you thought it through
And it will look great at 72.

And it will look great at 82.
And it will look great at 92.
And it will look great forever on you."