I saw a spider, I didn't scream
Cuz I can belch the alphabet, just double-dog dare me
And I chose guitar over ballet

And I tape these suckers down cuz they just get in my way
The way you look at me
It's kind of like a little sister

You high-five your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters



So I don't wanna be
One of the boys

One of the guys
Just gimme a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be

One of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys


So over the summer, something changed
I started reading Seventeen and shaving my legs

And I study Lolita religiously
And I walked right into school and caught you drooling over me


Cuz I know what you know
But now, you're gonna have to take a number
It's okay, maybe one day

But not until I get my diamond ring



Cuz I don't wanna be
One of the boys
One of the guys

Just gimme a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be
Your homecoming queen

Pin-up poster dream
Not one of the boys


I wanna be a flower
Not a dirty weed
And I wanna smell like roses

Not a baseball team
And I swear maybe one day
You're gonna wanna make out, make out, make out with me

Don't want to be



So I don't want to be
One of the boys
One of the guys

Gimme a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be
I just wanna be one of the girls

So pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys