You've been around
You've heard her moan
You've had the chance

To see her lose it
And even when
She lets you win

It's almost like she
Does it just to get hurt
Five minutes late

For your second date
So she slashes your tires
And kicks your sack

Get her what you want,
She'll just take it back
It's either pms

Or she's been smoking crack
I think your girlfriend's crazy
The kinda crazy where you

Hide the scissors
$#&@ her and dump her,
Use her and leave her

You'll be better off
When she's reaching for the cleaver
She saw you with

A female friend
You can be sure
She'll soon be dead

She's on your porch
And making threat
Of wrists and cyanide

And staying by your side
Stuck on the phone
With every friend she knows

Saying "come talk her down,
I don't think it's just the hormones."
Why did you start it

With this wicked (*##$?
She's either hitting the meth
Or she's a feminist

I think your girlfriend's crazy
The kinda crazy where you
Hide the scissors

Finish your business,
Take what you wanted and run
'cause she's saved an extra bullet

In daddy's gun
We're placing bets on when she'll
Take your name

'cause if she doesn't
She'll be taking aim
I think your girlfriend's crazy

The kinda crazy where you
Hide the scissors
$#&@ her and dump her,

Use her a leave her
You'll be better off
When she's reaching for the cleaver

I think your girlfriend's crazy
The kinda crazy where you
Hide the scissors

$#&@ her and dump her,
Use her a leave her
You'll be better off

When she's reaching for the cleaver
$#&@ her and dump her,
Use her and leave her

You'll be better off
When she's reaching for the cleaver